yay first entry!
my second attempt to make a CPA blog..
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I LOVE CPA TOO MUCH AND I DONT WANT TO FORGET ANY TINY BIT OF US!
;D
here goes the first entry
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shiu/wen/mao/cai/wenxin/justinn went to justinn's house the other day
(p/s: shiu/wen = 2 persons)
and here are some laughs.
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cai invented a new dance move
"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN"
that passed on the the others
to learn the move
here are the steps:
Step#1: put your 2 hands on top of your head,looking as if you are surrendering)
Step#2: curl your fingers so that your hands look like paws
Step#3: start singing 'i will hunt you down' from touch my body by mariah carey
Step#4: put down your hands as if you are a tiger catching a prey at the word 'HUNT'
Step#5: look at the person facing you seductively while scratching his/her arm with your hand
Step#6: Continue to stare at the person with seductive looks despite him/her
*for best results, try on people you are not familiar with/ opp sex.
:D
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moving on~
i told the jokes from Muttons To Midnight from 98.7Fm
here's the recap:
The Musical Sentence:
#1: BABY~YOU GOT ME BEGGING YOU FOR~MY GUITAR!
#2: JUST TAKE YOUR TIME~TOUCH MY~LOLLIPOP~IN A CROWDED PLACE!
The Insults
#1: you are so fat that when you go to the Singapore flyer, everyone experinced flying outside their cabin
#2: you are so fat that when you send your clothes to the laundry, the people say sorry ar we dont wash curtains
#3: you are so fat that you have to use terminal 3 runway to iron your clothes
#4: you are so fat that when you break your arm cream of mushroom come out
#5: you are so fat that when you jump down from a building, you bounce back up
#6: you are so fat that when you go to swim, people thought you are a new island
#7: you are so fat that when you went to climb mount everest, people thought you are the mountain
#8: you are so fat that when you lost your wedding ring, your wife bought you a hula hoop for replacement
#9: you are so smelly that when you talk, your nose tells you to shut up
#10: you are so hairy that when an ant walk into your leg one day, it took 10 years to come out
#11: your teeth are so yellow that you spit urine
#12: you are so ugly that when you look into the mirror, your reflection run away.
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the last joke i could think of
is when i talked about having tattoo all over
left side got tiger right side got lion and blah
justinn said
'You think you are the Singapore Crest ar.'
which was funny!
=D
and thats about all i could think of now
need to go revise for tests liao!
:D
-cpaXIAOWEN!
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