Sunday, 18 May 2008
CPA.
some facts about cpa that you might want to know.
- Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of CPA every year.
- Worldwide, CPA are the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
- Research indicates that CPA will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- CPA once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
- In Chinese, the sound 'CPA' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
- Olive oil was used for washing CPA in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- The first CPA were made in 1853, and had no pedals.
- CPA are actually a mammal, not a fish.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch CPA!
- The porpoise is second to CPA as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
:)
and here for some individual ones.
#SHIU~
- All shrimp are born as shiu wen, but gradually mature into females.
- The Eskimos have over fifty words for shiu wen!
- All swans in England belong to shiu wen.
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in shiu wen!
- It took shiu wen 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are shiu wen.
- Shiu weolatry is the mindless worship of shiu wen.
- Shiu wen were the first Tsar of Russia!
- Shiu wen can live for up to a week without a head.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using shiu wen!
#CAI~
- The first domain name ever registered was elaine.com!
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, elaine is the victim!
- It is impossible to fold elaine more than seven times.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to elaine.
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same elaine.
- The horns of elaine are made entirely from hair.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but elaine can not.
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating elaine at least three times a week!
- Elaine can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, elaine and compline.
#LING~
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of jia ling.
- Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in jia ling.
- Jia ling invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
- Jia ling can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by jia ling as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in jia ling.
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and jia ling would be as small as a pea.
- Jia ling is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- Jia ling was named after Jia ling the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
- Finding jia ling on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
#WEN~
- Xiao wen is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than xiao wen.
- The condom - originally made from xiao wen - was invented in the early 1500s!
- Some hotels in Las Vegas have xiao wen floating in their swimming pools.
- Xiao wen is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- Xiao wen can turn her stomach inside out.
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on xiao wen.
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than xiao wen!
- Over half of Americans are officially xiao wen.
- Xiao wen once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
- The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained xiao wen.
#MAO~
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to ling han is 10:1.
- Ling hanolatry is the mindless worship of ling han.
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating ling han at least three times a week!
- The deepest part of ling han is over 35,000 feet deep!
- Ling han cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
- The ling han-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand ling han-fights take place there every day!
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to ling han.
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill ling han!
- India tested its first nuclear ling han in 1974.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are ling han.
eh and ct's one is really damn funny
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and choon teck.
- Over 46,000 pieces of choon teck float on every square mile of ocean.
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with choon teck in your mouth.
- Donald Duck's middle name is choon teck.
- Choon teck will always turn right when leaving a cave.
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's choon teck supply.
- Without choon teck, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting choon teck!
- Ideally, choon teck should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
- Europe is the only continent that lacks choon teck!
:D
ahaa.
laughing at ct gives me good mood.
what about you? :D
22:19
Saturday, 3 May 2008
# SHIU here-
eds concert over. ;D
happy happy thing.
ajc concert over.;D
a day to forget all 牵挂..
jiayou 两个 WEN.
uall can forget the two blackies and get on with life. =)
jiayouu.
21:24
Thursday, 1 May 2008
wa><
elaines blogging here. :D
in comp lab hahaha.
yay cpa power!!!!!
:DD
ok juz random.. =.=
19:28
